APPLE WATCH SUCKS

APPLE WATCH SUCKS


*SFX of a clock ticking rapidly and iOS notification sounds* SHUT UP! Ian: Oh uh, do you have the time? Anthony: Yeah yeah, it’s uh, it’s 12:15. Noah: It took 1.5 seconds for you to check the time! Anthony: You timed that? Noah: With this stopwatch on my all new Apple Watch! Noah: Just one of the amazing features it has. Ian: Doesn’t the iPhone already have a stopwatch? Anthony: Yeah, who the hell wears a wristwatch anymore? Noah: The better question is who doesn’t. Ian: Newborn babies. Anthony: Someone with two broken wrists. Ian: A guy with no arms. Anthony: People with really small clock phobias. Ian: Pretty much everyone, really. Anthony: Why are you even so excited about this thing? Ian: Yeah, its just another useless Apple product they want us to ”think we need”. Olivia: That’s a really sexy watch. Olivia: Too bad you guys don’t have one to cover your fat, ugly wrists. Ian: Okay, we got your stupid watch now. What can it do? Noah: You can tap on it, and your friends will feel the tapping. Anthony: That is really creepy. Ian: Is Apple trying to bring back Morse Code or something? Noah: Uh, it can send a heartbeat. Ian: Why would you wanna do that? Noah: So you know your friends are still alive? Anthony: Okay, why wouldn’t my friend just send me a text, or call me? Ian: Yeah, or they can send you a picture of them not dead. Noah: …. I gotta go…. Pee! Noah: It’s just a quick tinkle! Noah: Uh, why don’t you fellas stay there, ha? (building burning and screams in the background) Noah: Our plan didn’t work. Keith: But she fat shamed their wrists into getting the watches, right? Noah: Yeah, and they still think they’re lame. Keith: They won’t after you let them know you can run home appliances with it. Olivia: Only the internet-enabled ones, like your TV and, um… y-y-y-your TV! Keith: That’s right. Anthony: Why would I wanna turn my TV on while I’m not at home? Ian: Yeah, that’s almost as pointless as sucking a fat man’s nipples for milk. Noah: …. I’ll be back! Anthony: What kind of a metaphor was that? Ian: Okay, it’s not a metaphor, it’s a simile, and I may have tried it once….. I-I-I don’t recommend it… Noah: They didn’t care at all! They just… talked about sucking on some fat dude’s nipples. Olivia: (seductively) Go on…. Keith: Alright…. Time to pull out the big guns…. (starts struggling with the watch)… How do I get to the fitness app again?… Olivia: Hold two fingers on the screen for two seconds. Keith: Okay… One, two… (Ultimate Assassin’s Creed 3 Song starts playing) Olivia: Wrong app, idiot! Keith: Damn it! I’ll hold it for four seconds… Woop, nope, those are my nudes… Three seconds…. O-O-Olivia?… Keith: Olivia! Those my baby pictures, my momma the only person supposed to see those now! No! Noah: (panting and out of breath) …. Look…… It shows your heart rate…. And how far you’ve walked… Along with how many calories you burned, and… I just ran 14 miles… Because my piece of shit car broke down!… Ha!…. Ian: That’s great and all, but I really don’t care about fitness, do you? Anthony: No, I’m perfectly fine with dying at 30. Noah: Come on! (runs off clumsily with sweat pouring down the back of his shirt) Keith: Yeah, we got nothing else. Noah: Then what did we spend the last five years developing?! It’s a $350 piece of garbage! Olivia: The gold-plated one cost me $5,000. Oh, come on! Apple used to be a place for innovation, not gimmicky bullshit for rich people! Keith: Yeah, but we like money. Noah: You guys getting this Morse Code tap? Keith: Oh, yeah. Olivia: What does it say? Noah: It says go f*ck yourselves! (flips them off and leaves) Noah: Fine! Heh…. You guys win! Okay? This thing sucks big fat floppy dicks! Alright? I’ma draw you a picture and send it to you to show you exactly what it looks like! Ha! Ha ha! Ian: Hold up, man. You can draw pictures of dicks and send them to your friends on this thing? Noah: Yeah! Who cares?! Ian and Anthony: THIS IS THE BEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME!!! YEAH!!!! Ian and Anthony: DICKS!!!! Ian: That was our Apple Watch video! Woo, high five! *Random gibberish* Anthony: So yeah, you guys might have noticed these guys in a bunch our videos lately. Anthony: What are your guys’ names? I’m Keith Leak! I’m Olivia Sui! I’m Noah Grossman! Ian: So, so we’ve been reading the comments, you guys love these guys, WE love these guys… Anthony: I don’t blame you, cause i love all of them! Ian: So we want to bring them in to the Smosh family. Anthony: They’ve been helping us make videos lately, and they’re amazing, they’re gonna help us do a bunch more content. Anthony: Make sure you guys check out all their stuff they got going on right now, we’re gonna put a bunch of stuff in the description below! Anthony: We got their Instagrams, we got the Twitters, we got the vines! Ian: Begin stalking them like crazy! Ian: Let’s all say bye so we can get to the incard! Everyone: BYE! Ian: Well, since there’s five of us sitting on a couch, i guess you could say we’re all… FRIENDS! *Everyone starts clapping* *Random gibberish* Ian: Click ”subscribe” to see all of our lovely faces in your feed. Ian: Best part is, it’s totally free unlike that gold Apple Watch that’s worth $17,000. Anthony: Yeah that wasn’t even a joke, they seriously have one that costs that much, look it up. Ian: Yup, and if you wanna see bloopers from this video, and watch us draw ”questionable things” on our Apple Watches: Ian: Click the video on the left. Anthony: And, if you wanna see Siri try to kill us, click the video on the right.

69 thoughts on “APPLE WATCH SUCKS

  1. My name is noahto

  2. M

  3. I can't stand that asian girl. I can tell she is that white washed kind.

  4. {_/}
    (โ€ข.โ€ข)
    />๐Ÿ“ฑ who has an apple iPhone

  5. Welp now we have the pro stand soooooooooooooo

  6. Anthony is wearing a Apple Watch

  7. Before they got the apple watch

  8. 2:24 HoW mAnY FoOlS cAn I kIlL tOdAY

  9. Just found out that he stole there car

  10. My favorite part is when he walks aways

  11. Canโ€™t believe your name grossman

  12. How is it that this video was created 1 mounts before the Apple Watch was released

  13. Well okay I'm here

  14. I'm in home in this house

  15. I don't like shut up

  16. okay shut up

  17. I wish i was there๐Ÿ˜ง

  18. Yo youre parents are cheaters

  19. ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Œ

  20. Yeet

  21. I saw this sign saying โ€œApple Watch brainwashing labโ€

  22. "apple brainwashing lab"

  23. ๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’๐Ÿ–’

  24. Old smosh feels like the new Smosh. I thought this was 2018

  25. Anthony is better than lan

  26. Where is Shane

  27. Metaphor and simile? Exactly what we are learning about in class and I can never understand

  28. Wtf the end

  29. Pause at 2:31

  30. this is so weird like its SO SO weird I LOVE IT

  31. Why do u say guys bad words,thats illegal?!

  32. This was 4 years ago compared to today

  33. This is BS

    Before Shayne

  34. I KNEW ANDROID WAS BETTER

  35. h

  36. 4:17 is what I screem when I taste ice cream and the ice cream man askes how I like it

  37. Apple is quaking in itโ€™s money

  38. My name is Tayser

  39. APPLE WATCHES AND EARPODS ARE CRINGEY AF! I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO. it's not about the social class, it's about people blindly jumping onto bandwagons and lacking critical thinking.

  40. I have a Apple Watch 3 and I think itโ€™s pretty cool

  41. 2:47 well why donโ€™t you make an Apple car

  42. i miss anthony๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    who else watching 2019

  43. Who saw the sign say APPLE WATCH BRAINWASHER LAB ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  44. Owwww anthony and ian is original character?? IDK

  45. Anyone in 2019

  46. Hey! You Guys Should Include Courtney Miller! Sheโ€™s Really Funny!

  47. My name is Madeline

  48. Nobody really needs this because it can do the same thing as your phone I have one itโ€™s series 3

  49. noah looks weird

  50. Want a smart watch that actually looks like a watch ?

    Samsung galaxy watch

  51. Who has one๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

  52. I got a apple watch ad
    Cuensadence I think Not

  53. Noah did to good in this.

  54. They said somthing about there hart rat

  55. This video was the beginning of the end.

  56. 4 years later and they are still there except Anthony

  57. Just sitting in class
    8=========>

  58. Hey mom how to storage and m

  59. โŒโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜›

  60. M

  61. Apple sycks in general

  62. I miss Anthoney

  63. I saw a Hyundai sonata

  64. shayne and courtney not join them yet

  65. I hat it

  66. yeeeeeet

  67. Bruh ๐Ÿ‘€

  68. This video is dedicated to hating a watch, A WATCH!

  69. I have a apple watch

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