Introducing the iPhone 5S

Introducing the iPhone 5S


Here at Apple, we are obsessed with breaking
new boundaries, and today, we throw all of that out the window, and yet somehow, still
break boundaries. We have found a way to sell the exact same iPhone, a year later, changing
nothing but the name, and sell millions. And we call it, the iPhone 5, S. The S stands
for Same. We think you’re really going to love it. Take a look, isn’t it revolutionary?
To create the new iPhone we started with a design that we really loved, and then, stopped.
The iPhone 5 has been hailed as the best phone of all time, because people said so. What
this tells us is that people don’t really want change. Their love for Siri proves that
ignorance is bliss. They still want to go on unforeseen adventures with Apple Maps.
And they still prefer the phone to Auto-hangup on phone calls with annoying friends. So it
would be stupid to change what is already perfection. The iPhone 5S is the best iPhone
that we’ve ever created, because of all the reasons. We decided to spend more time on
marketing, because all that time added up, is time, added up. We laid off our entire
engineering staff to show how dedicated we are to this new direction. I think there is
this profound and enduring beauty with how much we are able to get away with, and we
push that, as far as we can. We have become incredibly innovative, with our deception.
We’re breaking new ground every day on how to deceive our mindless, loyal customers.
We have decided to take our world famous secrecy, public. By taking this same secrecy to the
products, while you have them. We haven’t even put the new name on the back of the iPhone
5S so you too can be just as deceptive as we are. The new iPhone 5S are definitely the
best phone. You won’t even notice you are using the new iPhone 5S. You won’t even remember
upgrading to the new iPhone. In fact, you are already using the new iPhone 5S, we did
an over the air update and automatically billed your iTunes account, you’re welcome. But there’s
one more thing. We are also launching a completely new product. It’s called the iPhone 5C. C
Stands for Cheap. It’s plastic, so now everyone can afford and iPhone, even the pesants. Actually
we did change one thing, your existing cables will no longer work. Introducing the magical
new cable, the Lightning S.

100 thoughts on “Introducing the iPhone 5S

  1. 0:41 People don't really want change…

    I want the old matthias back :/ The new matt may be funnier but old matt was more creative
    sorry

  2. "We laid off our entire engineering staff" lmao

  3. wait can I buy one of thes

  4. Laying off your entire engineering staff is something to brag about??? Seriously???

  5. Who’s watching this on an iPhone 5s?

  6. Who’s watching this on an iPhone X?

  7. who’s here in 2018

  8. The 5s added the finger print sensor

  9. This was uploaded on my birthday

  10. e

  11. Anyone in 1000?

  12. I just recently upgraded from the IPhone 5C 2 the IPhone 8.

  13. bruh iv never cringed so hard. lol

  14. What the @#%&

  15. Remember when Matthias wasn’t just a clickbaity crappy channel? Yeah.

  16. Do a video for iPhone XS max!

  17. Got an Apple ad before this.

    hOw ClIcHé

  18. What also makes the difference is the height

  19. Why is Joseph in this video and also why did they call him Johnny Appleseed

  20. 1:05 IS THAT BROCK BAKER?! 😱😱😱

  21. Back when this channel was good and unique

  22. Is anyone watching from 2018

  23. Is anyone watching from3024

  24. iphone 7x

  25. They predicted the iPhone XR

  26. Who else watching on the 5S

  27. 2020 anyone?

  28. He knew about the iPhone XR

  29. I am watching this in 2018 5 iPhones later

  30. 0:44 Joey mouthing "What the f*ck?"

  31. Who else misses the old Matthias?

  32. 2019?

  33. Was that matt

  34. 2020?

  35. 2019?!

  36. Who is watching this in 2019?

  37. Just came across this video today, yes I know it's 2019. Still hilarious!!!! Good work guys!

  38. Watching in 2019.

  39. 2019?

  40. Who is watching on a iphone5s

  41. 2020? Anyone?

  42. I'm in 2019 who else

  43. 2019 yo!

  44. So much like nigahiga iphone 8 or something

  45. Any of y’all in 2019??

  46. 2023 any one ?? I'm in 2019

  47. 6 years later Matthias is a iphone lover

  48. 2019 👌🤷‍♀️

  49. This video is Dope

  50. LIK IF YOUR WACHING DIS EN 2019

    Please stop comments like that and save the world for simple minded people.

  51. 2019 and this video is still funny

  52. Why did this appear in my recommended in 2019

  53. 2019 anyone?

  54. 2019?

  55. 2019??

  56. In they predicted the Xr a bit! A cheaper phone with different colors

  57. 2019 people wya?

  58. 2019 anyone?

  59. 1:09 Lorem Ipsum

  60. 2019 anyone?

  61. 2020? 2019 is now

  62. NSA still watching the iPhone

  63. I’m watching this after the iPhone XR is released

  64. I have a huawai also mobile?

  65. Me

  66. still relevant in 2019

  67. 2019?

  68. 2019 anyone?

  69. 2019?

  70. Did Matt work at apple?????

  71. Whos Watching In Late March 2019

  72. Whose watching in 2020
    Not me I’m watching in 2019

  73. Introducing the new cable….

    THE 90 PIN

  74. Lol I’m watching this on a iPhone XR

  75. Anyone watching 2020?

  76. 2019 iphoneXSmax

  77. s stands for speed.

  78. When I first watched I thought it was real.

  79. Watching on my 5s

  80. I’m watching when the iPhone xi is about to come out

  81. Who's watching after they did a downwards spiral and changing their entire channel name and theme to a series that they started a while ago?

  82. Funny thing is I watched this video on my iPhone 5S while my galaxy s8 was charging

  83. Did anyone else catch that it says Mark at the beginning

  84. I miss the old Matt

  85. AH THE FIRST MATTHIAS VIDEO I EVER SAW!!!

  86. I have a the iPhone 5s

  87. 2019, someone? 😂😂

  88. Who watched this after the iPhone X-R was released and the iPhone. 11 was leaked? Like if you did.

  89. Who thinks he kinda sounds like John krasinski

  90. i didnt know this existed
    first time i watched it

  91. Who is watching this when the IPhone 11 was released?

  92. Anyone watching in 2020?

  93. After Iphone XS🤣

  94. YOU SCARED?

  95. Wow. After the iPhone 11 is out.

  96. This is after the iPhone 11

  97. This is why I have an Android.

  98. 2019 anyone???

  99. Yo I’m here after the iPhone 11 came out

  100. ‘The lightning… S

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