Mall Food Court Stir Fry Challenge

Mall Food Court Stir Fry Challenge

(rooster crows) (lion roars) (bass drum bangs) (wheel clicking) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. – Motivational speech, we’re gonna give a motivational speech to
a very specific person. That person is a cannibal
who’s just turned vegan. – Hey you know what, people
change, and you’ve changed. I think you’ve made a good decision, so keep looking for, up,
stop looking at the thighs. – Here’s the deal. – Don’t look at my thighs. – This is going to be
a very difficult thing to follow through with. But listen if you have to
cheat, just eat a vegan. (audience laughs) – And don’t look at my thighs. – Okay, we’re gonna
make more stuff because, whoa. – So we’ve got the bucket. – I just hit the bucket. – Yeah that’s the wheel
just hit the bucket. – I hit the bucket – So we’ve got a bucket full of the stuff that we didn’t use in the hacks, so I call that, hack-offage, hack-offage. I don’t really call it
anything, I was gonna try to– – Yeah you probably
shouldn’t call it anything that sounds close to that. So, all right, Josh, you gonna come tell us
what’s happening here? That smells like it’s ready to go – There’s some–
– It sure is! There’s some bread, there’s lots of meats there’s some Cinnabon, there’s some, there’s some popcorn. – Oh my goodness. – Popcorn. – When Connie was like, “What can we do with all these leftovers “to create a cohesive dish?” I said, “Nothing, nothing at all.” This is a crazy mixture of food so we decided that we’d do what we do whenever you don’t know
what to do with leftovers. We make a stir-fry. – I like it, thank you. – Now, what is step one, stomping this? – Yes, I don’t know the proper technique. – I don’t know the proper technique. – I don’t know the proper technique. – Who would know the proper technique? – Oh! (audience chuckles) Matt Carney, everybody!
– Matt Carney, everybody! (audience cheering)
You know him from, Hot Dog on a Stick!
– Hot Dog on a Stick! (audience clapping) How many years did you
work at Hot Dog on a Stick? – I was, like a year, year and a half? I was 18, first year of college, so I think about a year and a half. – Oh, and you were the Lemonade Man? – We all did a little bit
of everything there, yeah. Lemonade man, I dipped
the hotdogs in the batter, the cheese in the batter,
the lemonade, yeah. – Do you still eat a Hot Dog
on a Stick when you see one? – Yeah, I’ll get down with
the cheese on a stick, yeah those are really good,
Pepper Jack, really good. – Oh, Pepper Jack cheese. – So, what, cheese on a stick, fried? – Yeah you just take this Pepper Jack, or cheddar, your choice. And they have a very specific, they like, it’s like a whole day tutorial
on how to properly batter. – Oh, look at that
wrist-work, do that again. (audience laughing)
(laughing drowns out speaker) – Like you go down, and
you do one of these. – Wow! – And then you let it drip. – Wow! That looked painful almost. – It’s almost sensual.
– And then it sits in a little tong. (audience chuckling) It was very sensual,
and it was a good job. They pay you well, it was good, yeah. – We hired Matt Carney
because he can stand there and still be completely in the wide shot. – Yeah, we only hire– (Matt laughs loudly) We only hire, people who’ve
worked at Hot Dog on a Stick. (cast laughing) (laughing drowns out speech) – Put your hands on
your knees or something – [Josh] All right I’m ready. – There you go, look sit on Josh’s face – If I remember I was
like 18 when I did this. By the way, I was like
not in any kind of shape at this point, I was like,
a chubby little 18-year old. But my triceps were exceptional, because you do this–
(cast laughing) – Yeah. – All day long, so it was like, (bucket thudding) a double stomp. – There you have it kids. (bucket thudding) – You double stomp? (bucket thudding) – Wow, I don’t wanna look. (cast laughing) – I’ll look. – It was a double stomp and you just smash and you throw in, just yeah, and just, (chair thudding) – Did you start any relationships
at Hot Dog on a Stick? Because there’s just so many
sensual things happening. (cast laughing) It’s like, people dipping like this, people double stomping. – We put that ‘ass’ in citric acid. (hysterical laughter) – It’s coming out. – Yeah all right. – Now typically this would be filled with like a bunch of water as well as–
– Can you hold that? – Yes please, all right. – Oh gosh. – Now just grab a bowl full of that. – [Josh] Yeah, you just gotta– – Who knows what you’re gonna get? – [Josh] Yeah you just try to finish it up with the bowl a little
bit, kinda crush it. – And show that to the people. (Rhett laughing) – Oh gosh! So while there’s a lot of rice, the rice is really gonna
form the base of your carb. (rice sizzling) There we go, we got a
couple of buns in there. I’m gonna get some more liquids
just to kinda lube it up. (sizzling) There we go, that’s gonna be nice. – Matt if you wanna take–
– Yes. – And then, you wanna bring this up? Shall we? Or wherever you want it, I don’t know where you, where
the best place for this is. Yeah, and I’m just gonna– – Oh, god, no. (chuckling) – Just gonna hit a little flick. And then, see you got
a whole chicken breast. You wanna keep it a little bit rustic, you wanna get some nice
big chunks in there. But you also want it to make, you know be an edible dish, so. – It’s gotta be somehow. (audience member laughs) Yeah, it’s gotta be a
little bit homogenous. – Stomp, stomp. – Just a little bit – Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp. – Put the ass in citric acid – Normally I’d like, you guys used some extra
Cinnabon icing that I was saving for this, and that’s fine, ’cause normally you’re gonna want to coat this entire thing in icing. – Oh sorry. – No, it’s okay you guy’s were having fun, – I thought I needed to
use the icing to seal the– – I didn’t wanna stop you. – To seal the log. – It was a good instinct. – Now there are some
Cinnabon centers in there. – Yeah, that’s the filet, it’s like the tenderloin of Cinnabon. Those are actually so good though. Yeah, I’ve eaten like six Cinnabons. So remember your hacks episode, there was like two hacks
to what you guys were doing on the table, and that’s what I’m doing with the scraps of the scraps, on the side, off camera. If you dip Popcornopolis
into the Cinnabon icing, that’s a treat. – Ooh.
– Oh, that’s a good idea. – That’s a nice treat – Why aren’t we doing that? (chuckles) Why are we instead, doing this? (audience softly chuckling) – I wish I had answers for you. – Hey, but that mall wellington. That was quite a– – It was really good! – Quite a thing man. (food sizzling) – You let us know when that’s ready and we got any big plates we can just plate this up on? Oh trays. – I think it’s probably pretty good now. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Oh, hot pan coming in! – Put it right over here. – Put it right on, put that
hot right on the plastic, yep. – There you go! (audience faintly chuckling) – Whoa, look out, did you see what it did? It expanded the plastic. (audience chuckles) And we got a couple forks here. Just you know, just–
(Link coughs) Just find the nearest, or the most interesting
part to you personally and just start eating it. – [Link] I’m looking for the… – [Josh] Do you guy’s
recognize what this is? It looks like corn bread, but there is no corn bread in there. – Look I found the middle of a Cinnabon. – Oh, that’s lucky in some cultures. (audience chuckling) – I think I found a, I found
the middle of a Cinnabon, but it’s covered in rice. – Yep, I got lettuce on mine. (audience laughing) – It’s just a really nice bite of like, ham and cheese fried rice. (loud chewing) – Okay, that wasn’t as
good as I was hoping. – Wow. – Let me try a different part. – Did you injure your mouth? – Hm? – You said “Ow”. – [Josh] No I didn’t
say that, I said “Wow”. (Rhett laughing)
– Oh I thought you said “Ow”. – It was the Owen Wilson “Wow”. – Wow. – Wow. – Wow. – Wow. – Wow. – Wow. (audience laughing) – That’s a Cinnabon center. – I wanna find some ham,
I want some cured pork. – Here’s some– – This is how pigs feel. – Some chicken parts. – You know what I’m saying? Maybe it’s good to be a pig? You get the slop, never know what you’re
gonna get in a bite. What is that? – Sometimes I dress up
like a pig just for fun! – They’re smart people, animals. (audience faintly chuckles) – Smarter than toddlers. If it’s a really dumb toddler, I guess. So you gotta find a dumb
toddler to compare it to. – Dumb toddlers are not that hard to find. – No (distant laughter) – I’m surprised no one’s
going for the big hunk of– (Josh softly whistles) – Bread? – Bread over here. – Did you just play a wiener like a flute? (laughter) – Yeah, I kinda forgot we’re on camera. I was hoping no one saw that. – Well I heard it, I didn’t see it. – This is some, oh what is that? That’s bacon! – Wow. – I don’t know why I
keep going back to it. – Yeah me neither, something–
– You keep wowing this dish. – Yeah, I guess I’m just
way more pleased with myself than I thought I’d be, ’cause
this is pretty good to me. – And there’s a couple bites I could really taste the plastic. – Yeah. (audience faintly laughs) – Yeah I like that. – Kind of sets everything off. – This bacon, and that
fried rice is pretty good. – Yeah, there are parts
to this that make sense. – Typically I don’t think I’ve ever gotten fried rice with bacon in it. – I think you can do that at, they have bacon in several
dishes now at Panda Express. – Panda? Panda, panda, panda, you know that song? – Yeah.
– Let’s sing it. – You know that the first
Panda Express was in Glendale. – Panda, panda, panda, you just gotta say panda a lot. – Is that the theme song of Panda Express? – No it’s just a song. – I’m full see you guy’s later. (upbeat music) – Okay bye, Josh. – Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda Panda, panda, panda. Panda, panda, panda,
panda, panda, panda, panda. Where’s another Cinnabon. – [Link] Up your pin game
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100 thoughts on “Mall Food Court Stir Fry Challenge

  1. “You can really taste the plastic.”

    “Uh-huh! 👍”

  2. So the moral of the story is if you're stumped in the kitchen just grab a bunch of random stuff make a stir fry and see what happens

  3. I don’t get it, who watches GMM and doesn’t watch GMMore. The difference in subscriber amount is insane

  4. “Sometimes I dress up like a pig for fun” -Josh 2019

  5. Link: Don't look at my thighs
    Link's dad: THIGH FOOD!

  6. So…should I look at Link’s thighs?

  7. I love josh. He’s so cool & handsome. 😁

  8. Where are the future fast food video’s
    I loved it

  9. CinemaWins- “Josh’s workout routine “

  10. Links got broads in Atlanta.

  11. "i found the middle of a cinnabon" "that's considered lucky in some cultures"

  12. Was that an outing?

  13. Ah, the good ol' wiener flute XD

  14. As much as I like Josh, anyone else miss the old days of just “boiled for safety?”

  15. Yo Josh been liftin

  16. no one:
    literally no one at all:

    link: don't look at my thighs >:(

  17. Its badger not panda

  18. I can’t believe Link has never had fried rice with bacon in it! We make ours with it every time, it’s so good!

  19. You guys are so naughty lol🤣😂🤣😂👉👌🌞😋🙈🙈🙈🙉🙉🙊🙊🙊👀👀🧀😉😂🤣😂 hee hee!

  20. Am I the only one who thinks Matt looks like the secret superhero type who has two identities

  21. But now I want David back. I trust him for some reason.

  22. Josh:"I'm full see you guys later"… walks away. Hilarious ending to aweome episode!😂😂

  23. Anyone who has a spork tattoo on their body has really lost me already.

  24. Will it stir fry??

  25. 😆 Will it Turducken ? 😆

  26. where did you find this guy, josh?

  27. If you haven't tried Bacon Kimchee fried rice yet, do it!

  28. please excuse Josh, he hadn't ate in 3 days 🤣

  29. But but those sure are some nice thighs and its hard not to look ..wink wink

  30. My family makes fried rice with just straight up cut up bacon and onions. It’s one of my favorite foods ever

  31. I love this show…do you.

  32. panda panda panda panda panda

  33. Matt needs to have his own section

  34. Josh blew that wiener real good

  35. I threw bacon in fried rice all the time in college. It was good.

  36. C'mon, Link! Everyone knows it's "Badger, badger, badger"! 🙂

  37. Josh is the prime example of what happens when you let your kids play with their food.

  38. I'm really not sure why, but when Josh said, "That's lucky in some cultures." In response to Rhett getting the cinnabun, I just lost it.😂

  39. W O W

  40. That's lucky in some cultures.

    The way he said it was so cute 😍

  41. 3000th day of asking for an eposode of them jsut saying owen wilson wows

  42. 6:21

  43. Josh unapologetically just chowing down! I love how much he loves food😃❤👍

  44. My butcher shop I go to has a sign that says "vegitarians, if you cook em right, they're delicious"

  45. Tasty

  46. I saw it josh.. I saw it and I wish I hadn’t

  47. "That looks like cornbread. We didn't have any of that in there."

    … They call them corndogs for a reason, Josh. XD

  48. Why did he blow in that hot dog

  49. My arteries clogged from watching this

  50. Link you're the man, its def Panda btw. Josh you rule in every video, can't believe all the stuff you (and others) have whipped up man… you are like the Keto to Seth Rogan (Green Hornet) and Rhett… I feel like I get you the most on this show. Probably too many flavors in that stirfry, but maybe a little Chipotle Sauce and a couple spare hot dogs and that could have been a jambalaya. Been watching y'all for a minute and hope all is good fellas ✌

  51. Brings me back to school lunch

  52. Ugh

  53. I can’t tell if he even has eyebrows

  54. Will it stir fry with will Smith

  55. wow

  56. Matt is delicious! Where have you guys been hiding him?!

  57. Josh: "That's lucky in some cultures!" 🤣

  58. Wow! Lol!

  59. Chef Josh: We saw that. lol 😀

  60. Joshes arms 😍

  61. Sears kmart JCP win vs them no matter how much they try

  62. with every episode we get further and further away from family friendly
    its like harry potter the humor grew up with the audience

  63. Cornbread on corndogs

  64. I swear to god, josh is so charming and commanding that the words “this is the Rhett and link show” have/will be told to him in admonishment

  65. Today’s episodes “A Potheads Dream”

  66. Vegans


  68. Good 👍 OK SUBCRiBE 🔔💓😭🌸🌻

  69. I love love love their crew

  70. Josh's right arm when hes cooking 👀

  71. Josh what looked like corn bread was probably the corn dog batter.

  72. "I found the center of the cinna-bun"
    "That's considered lucky in some cultures."

    I love that dude lol

  73. Im sick of your crew

  74. I thought they were done with waisting food for no good reason👎

  75. Petition to start a Matt Carney fan club

  76. Love the Orale Shirt!

  77. "Panda panda panda," was Link thinking of "Badger badger badger?"


  79. Cannibalism is compatible with ethical veganism. If the person consents to being eaten, it's fine and can be considered vegan. Note, I do not condone cannibalism. Or veganism.

  80. You typically get cornbread when you throw in corn dogs there Josh. lol

  81. Enjoyed this from top to bottom. Hoping to make this a full time gig – myself. –The Landlord

  82. Isn't the guy on the left the one who covered himself in peanut butter? 🤔🤔🤔

  83. Matt looks ALOT like Rob Benedict from the tv series Supernatural who plays Chuck aka God.

  84. That stir fry looked like a local dish in my country called “kottu”, Josh should definitely make you guys a cheese kottu. I would love to see you guys try it.

  85. Matt is very good looking

  86. Um. Corn dog. The outside is essentially fried corn bread Josh. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤣


  88. Yeah Panda Express orange chicken along with those crab rangoons ( spelling?) ,

    That’s definitely the bomb lunch that is oh so very tasty 😋 I

  89. #42 on trending

  90. Link:
    Panda, panda panda, panda
    Rhett: Is that their 'Panda Express' theme?
    Totally should be.

  91. The panda song is SO the song of Panda Express!! XD

  92. This is what is in hotdogs

  93. Josh is the best.

  94. If josh ever goes to prison (hopefully never) i know his main hustle will be making spread

  95. Matt is a cutie 🤗

  96. The three of them saying the Owen Wilson "Wow" is something I never thought I needed today.

  97. Matt reminds me of Chuck from Supernatural

  98. Lol!

  99. Tom: blows on wiener “I was hoping nobody saw that”
    Me: replays that part 727838 times

  100. Send Josh to work with bon appetit's Claire! An episode of that would be amazing!

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