Warning! For don’t exclude to users with a funny screen’s shape This Video will have a permanent Black bar here, so nobody will lose a piece good view (Buy “Scottecs Megazine 12”, in a newstand or in a comics shop!) It’ Autumn! (word pun with “è” “is” and “autunno” “autumn” so he wrote it like “isau tumn!”) That mean TWO things: It’ time to harvest the chestnuts! And Apple (wrote appol because is the pronunciation in italian) announces the new iPONE! This year there are three new tipe!!! Iphone Glass Iphone Big Glass They are very intresting phone, now i tell you all the new features 1) They’re the same as last year’s 2) and they also have the glass behind Wow! Who has never wanted to have 100% more glass? I love the gl… [crash] [Crash…]Oh no, it broke [Crash…]
It broke 200% more glass… Anyway This year there is only a new iphone The Galaxy eigh… The Iphone X, xscreen Also called “The Long Iphone” It has a super retina screen with which to capture super butterflies (retina in Italian means butterflies net) It’s beautiful also because it has OLED display That means you can choose between display or LED Which is very usefull what you don’t need display mode. On the display there’s an hole, now I explain you why Apple scientists have studied what are the screen’s areas watched more they found that no one look up here so they removed that piece for save more bactery! (It costs 0,8% less bactery) Well done! stop with screen waste! “If it’s useless, remove it!” Then there is FaceAid (Facciaid=”Faccia” “face”+ Aid) Instead of TouchAid for unlock the screen block Thank’s to Impoverished Uranium inclused (up to three grams of Uranium) It emits Radiations who scan your Face without you notice it And if he reconize you, it unlock the screen! (Hi Gino) WOW! What cheap! And with Facciaid you can use also Apple pay! Customer: “Can I pay with the face?” Banana seller: “No.” (Sad Face) Banana seller: “I was joking! Ahahaha!” Customer: Ahahaha! POTASSIUM!!!!!! Also because is long, It can make long phone calls GIANT HELLO!!!!! (Cit. Review of IPHONE 6, 6 PLUS e APPLEWATCH) HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. “Ten minutes later” …OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. “4 Hours later …OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… …OOO!!! Then there is Animogi which is an app where you do a sad face (because “Mogio” is a synonym of “sad”) And you can apply it on an animal (uranium 3D scanner) like Wolf, Dog, Robot and Poop… to make them sad too Rivoluctionary!!! (“Rivoluzzionario” but with “Mario” instead of “nario”) Then it have 2 Cameras behind too arranged vertically so you can finally take vertical photos Someone: “But you could take it vertically rotating the pho… SHUT UP!!! And there are new effects in the photo app! You can do normal photos… …with the photo studio effect… …with a Dragon behind (Fantasy effect)… Whit Santa Claus (christmas effect) and many others… (behind, Berlusconi, a well-known italian politician) Then it have the cip AAAAAAAAAAA 11 It’s very strong and it can do up to 600 billions operations for second How many operations for second you can do, Marchetto?!?!?!? like 1 every 10 seconds?!?!? YOU ARE SO SLOW, MARCHETTO!!!!! and for cherry on the cherrys (instead of the cherry on the cake) He can recharge himself WIRELESS!!! just stick it into the house wireless Wi-Fi network and it… …recharge himself I think… It’s available in a moltitude of colors! 3! Because are the only colors that exist… Boring Color! Generic color… …and invisible… And don’t forgot that it have all the fantastics functions of the previous phones Like don’t have the headset hole… because who use the headphones?!?!?!? Anyone! Right!??!?! ANYONE!!!! Screen: 10 – Screen: 9.7 – Screen: 9.9 – Display: 9.1 – Screen: Screen Final Vote: 9 minors who work illegally at foxcon on 10 Hi! if you are passionate of objects I wrote a comic named “Scottecs Megazine 12″and it talks about my trip in Iceland, Svalbard and Greenland it’s really good and is located on a newsstand and in a comic book if you read it tell me if you like it, bye well, now that the video is ended we can get you see, that under here there was… …A LITTLE CAT!!!! but if you don’t have the Iphone X you will not see it the same.