The New iPhone is Just Worse

The New iPhone is Just Worse


– [Jony] Most Companies
strive to make their products better. But at Apple, we pride
ourselves on thinking different. That’s why with the iPhone
7, we’ve done something that, at first, seems
counter-intuitive, and then is. We’ve made it worse. – We removed the headphone
jack and that’s all. That’s the new, that’s
the newness right there. It’s just the lack of a
thing that was there and now it’s not. It’s gone, it’s not there anymore. Tada. – [Jony] Once we conceived
of this exciting new update. No, downdate, it was so
beautiful in the way that it allowed me to go home at two PM. – It’s all about simplicity. Everything will run through one port. You might be asking yourself,
“What if I want to charge “my phone while listening to music?” Shit. – [Jony] Apple has always
pioneered sleek beautiful design, which is why you
will fucking hate the literal parade of (mumbles) you need
to plug it into anything as or more complicated than a doughnut. – Oh! You could just go buy a pair
of Bluetooth headphones, there you go, problem solved. And if you normally use
your headphone jack to plug into your car, then fuck! Fuck! Fuck, you’re fucked. The you’re fucked and then I’m fucked. And then I’m fucked because you’re fucked. – [Jony] Our users expect
for us to introduce new, innovative, and exciting
features every year. To those user, we say,
you try introducing new, innovative, and exciting
features every year. I mean, what else do
you want a phone to do? Make you cum? – With the new iPhone, oh
this is the old iPhone. You know, they look exactly the same. Which would make you wonder,
“Why should I just get “an iPhone 6 since it is
cheaper and apparently now “better?” That’s because please. Please don’t. – [Jony] Along with the
worse iPhone we’re, like, out of our minds excited to
introduce a whole new line of Apple products made
with the same philosophy. The iPad Backs with is just
two iPad Backs stuck together. The iPod Brickle which can
only play Brickle and the Apple watch which we couldn’t
figure out a way to make worse than it already is. – If I’m being honest, I’m
starting to get really scared of Jony, he’s just taking
away things at random at this point. All the G keys on our
keyboards have disappeared. My car’s wheel disappeared,
I can’t get home. – [Jony] Just be grateful I
left you any ports at all. I wanted to make it an
impenetrable glass brick, but Tim said no. – Our design department
used to have 12 people, now there’s only eight. What happened to the other four? – [Jony] Careful, Tim. – I miss Steve. I miss Ste– – [Jony] Oopsie daisy, where did Tim go? The iPhone 7 Jony giveth
and Jony can taketh away. – Hi, it’s Mike Trep from College Humor. Click here to subscribe,
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100 thoughts on “The New iPhone is Just Worse

  1. Never charged and used the Headphone jack once in my life. And I got never to the point where I wanted to.

  2. 14K hipster faggots disliked this video

  3. watching it now, everything makes sense

  4. Well umm…
    This was cringy😐

  5. I love Johnny's voice

  6. The other four disappeared now Jony Ive disappeare himself….
    The prophecie is true…

  7. I like how the narrator is swearing so calmly lmao🤣

  8. Who's here in 2019?

  9. The next iPhone will have no charging port, so everytime you need a recharge you just take it to the apple store for a new battery, its a feature as it allows for instant recharge.

  10. And what about upcoming iphone 11?
    Any body here in 2019?

  11. Why does Tim Cook look like an animation?😂

  12. Iphone sucks

  13. Was that really tim cook, then he don't deserve being a ceo, comedian.

  14. This is not joke.
    It is fact.

  15. just use jet black once. that‘s not apple.

  16. Why am I watching this I have a 7

  17. Dumb.

  18. Then we realize that this was to push forward Bluetooth headphone….Airpods

  19. Ive always thinking why they remove the jack r because the force us to buy the airpod

  20. Why illuminati symbol appear at 3:01 to 3:02? Meaning….Illminati try to kill him?🤔

  21. U better be making a version for their $999 stand

  22. The thing is the 7 is very good lol. Not that many people use jacks anymore and mostly all smartphones took off the jack too lol. The 7 might have had one of the best designs on the back yet lmao

  23. Everyone’s fighting over phones like dam all phones are shit anyways. Most of you guys use there stock version and for those talking about speed/graphics/gaming/build/os is better than other phones you guys clearly haven’t rooted or jailbroken your phones

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  25. i think the crap they did to the macbook pro is worse. the iphone lost one port, the macbook lost 7…

  26. You still thinking that is the worse iPhone ever made? No

  27. What worthless features do you suppose they'll be removing next? Cell phone service? Text messaging? Both at once?

  28. Then buy Sony Xperia 1

  29. why buy $999 iPhone Xs if you can buy $999 Apple Pro Stand.

  30. Why everybody hate apple nowadays?

  31. "… that at first seems counterintuitive, and then is."
    Ok

  32. 1958: in they future there will be flying cars

    2038: we still using the same headphone jack

  33. In like 10 years the new iPhone is just a Brick with nothing in it😂

  34. iphone 14 features :
    – phone removed

  35. Lmao they actually predicted the future! Bye headphone jack. 😂😭😂

  36. This is why android is better

  37. Tell me why I should buy a iPhone again?

  38. Whos still struggling without a headphone jack in 2019?😂 i sure am, esepcially in my car

  39. Samsung:interesting….
    Xiaomi:it's time to make a new phone!
    Huawei:loooool
    Nokia:what if iPhone creates bricks who cost 100$/kg? battle

  40. CAREFUL, TIM

  41. Funny how things change and people actually like the Apple Watch and other smart watches 😂

  42. I have the iPhone 6 and I'm not buying another fucking thing from apple?

  43. I've got vivo ad before starting the video

  44. My car’s wheel disappeared, I can’t get home.

  45. G

  46. iPhone 11: Doesn't exist. Cost 1500 dollars

  47. Watching on iPhone7

  48. At least apple devices aren't buggy
    – one disappointed Samsung user

  49. Who plays Tim Cook?

  50. who saw the illuminati at 3:02?

  51. How did you make this ?

  52. All of this is true

  53. airpods

  54. It is true so thank God Jony Ive is leaving Apple because he screwed over
    Apple and they are making counter-intuitive products for 💵💵💵💵 thousands of dollars

  55. Lost count of how many times I've watched this over the years, but the down-pitching of the music when the wheels come of the wagon gets me every goddam time =D

  56. 1:20 "If u plug a aux cable from your car into your iphone………..then your fucked ohhh no"

    Or u could just attach that little 9 dollar thing to the aux cable and leave it attached forever dumbass…..

  57. Why is this recommend to me bit after this year's 🍎 event ?

  58. You think iPhone 7 is worse.
    You haven't seen iPhone 11 it seems.

  59. waiting for iphone 11 parody

  60. Nice, but where’s the Parody?

  61. 1:21 excuse me what does that even mean

  62. anyone here after iPhone 11?

  63. They should add Bluetooth chargers

  64. Oh boi, this video aged so well..

  65. iPhone 2050: everything else removed and only the A34 Super Megaduper Pro Max Hyperbionic chip remains.

  66. Now where Samsung is taking over the world it doesn't matter anymore.😂 Apple has fallen to the fourth place of the best smartphones.😂 (Huawei is the second and Samsung the best😆 idk the thirth sry)

  67. Holy shit the CAMERAS

  68. True.

  69. Why does he look like Mr.Bean?

  70. 2:03 hahahaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  71. Other problems:

    What if you want to charge your phone and use your old pair of headphones instead of buying a new set ?

    What if you need to charge your Bluetooth headphones AND your phone at the same time, so if you wanted to listen to music and charge your phone, then you’d have to wait for the Bluetooth headphones to charge

    If you wanted to plug your phone into anything else that required the headphone jack port, then what ?

    What if you want to use headphone jack key chains ?

  72. I mean John being a all seeing god makes sense.

  73. Alu-minui-nium 😂😂😂😂😂

  74. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder what company did this in 2019

  75. This makes me more okay with my iphone 6

  76. Yet… you guys still buy it 😝

  77. I phone users can't argue don't admit…… chant security…..

  78. What's your reaction now? Samsung removed the headphone jack on the Note 10/10+
    And almost every company, Samsung after removing the headphone jack they deleted their ingenious ad, Pathetic

  79. I want the iPhone to make me poop

  80. IPHONE 14

    JUST THAT MOTHERBOARD
    PARTS EACH SOLD SEPARATELY

  81. Jony also leaveth…

  82. Rewatch this every Apple event and it is still accurate

  83. Man i am watching this with an iphone 7 lol

  84. It took me 3 years to get the rateful joke. 3 years. Smh

  85. I’m used to not having a headphone jack.

  86. 2019. I'm using a jailbroken 6s. I'm quite happy with it (except for the aged battery I'll change soon). I won't switch to anything newer because I just don't see myself using adapters or buying airpods when I own good headphones that cost 200 bucks. (Also money)

  87. iPhone 20 :Only a Phone Case

  88. iPhone 7 camera is better. It’s also the first iPhone that’s dust and water resistant. It’s also the first iPhone with a stereo speaker system. It also has a quad light instead of dual. It also has a home touch pad. Instead of the button. Its still better. The only negative is the headphone jack.

  89. I'm not really surprised that Apple does this with their products, but the stupid cunts that actually purchase their overpriced products. Apple only does this because they know that a sucker is born every 15 minutes.

  90. How ironic.

  91. ur FUCKED im FUCKED im FUCKED cuz ur FUCKED lol

  92. Introducing a $1000 movable mechanism.

  93. whom else is usin an iphone 7? yeah ik im late but ok

  94. How do I PM kady? I want the secret location and I want to send my social security number credit card number and mothers maiden name.

  95. I have the 7+ and yes getting rid of the head phone jack is still a pain in the ass, it’s a good phone just super inconvenient

  96. Iphone x: we know you wanted a phone that doesn't break when ever you drop it do to your lazy hands. That's why we made it completely out of glass.

  97. This is why android is better

  98. is his nose real or fake ??

  99. Watching this on my iphone 7 plus

  100. Took me literal years to realize that the 'steve' that Tim misses is Steve Jobs

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